Tumblr (3.0; @unreliablenovelist)http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/1. smart 2. right 3. confident 4. hi-LAR-ious! 5. possessing a flawless sense of direction (literal...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/47823020086http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/47823020086Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:51:00 -0400the hairpinleaning inwriting insightcats The Plot Whisperer, she understands me: &#8220;Writing uplifts you and connects you to a higher...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/45471572319http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/45471572319Fri, 15 Mar 2013 23:35:00 -0400plot whisperermartha aldersonsebastopolbaby slothshttp://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/45424679612http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/45424679612Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:25:00 -0400unreliable christina applegate I promised myself no Tumblrizing until I actually got back to the goddamn plot. So here I am,...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/35707675031http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/35707675031Wed, 14 Nov 2012 10:46:00 -0500writing insightprocrastinationMario Van PeeblesLuke Perry Sorry, Tess. I hope this extended plot freeze doesn&#8217;t fuck up your hair. I&#8217;ll try to...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/29875914141http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/29875914141Mon, 20 Aug 2012 23:43:00 -0400Bananaramawriting insightHan SoloI&#8217;ve looked everywhere, and I can&#8217;t find it. This is deeply worrying. It&#8217;s been...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/29360086317http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/29360086317Mon, 13 Aug 2012 17:39:00 -0400ZZ Topwriting insightambitionFrench people 1) write every goddamn day at the same goddamn time 2) do breathing exercises every goddamn...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/28932254838http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/28932254838Tue, 07 Aug 2012 17:29:49 -0400writing insightFridayNWAbitches &amp; money<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Z72TBcOyUKI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Things You Should Know, Week 37</p> <p>Oh heyyyy, nice to see you! What you been up to the last 30 days? Me, I’ve become a blogger with mixed feelings about the internet! </p> <p>Do I contradict myself? Very well then yada yada Walt Whitman. </p> <p>ALSO OMFG speaking of wasted time, I’ve just spent an hour trying to sync up these f’d up video and audio tracks, to no avail. Consider this video confirmation that I am in fact a very large, very photorealistic puppet.</p>http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/28518280355http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/28518280355Wed, 01 Aug 2012 20:07:00 -0400Walt WhitmanThings You Should Know<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ima7Ia1n1qhnd2lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BRB on August 1…</p>http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/26324653906http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/26324653906Mon, 02 Jul 2012 00:10:55 -0400writing insightBehold my Amazon salvation. It was either this or $500+ for a class. Or several thousand for...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/26086221689http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/26086221689Thu, 28 Jun 2012 15:08:00 -0400self-helpwriting insightAmazon<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aOHyvdYWYY8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Things You Should Know, Week 33</p> <p>Officially announcing my summer vacation. 30 days off social media starting July 1, inspired by <a href="http://lifehacker.com/5918784" target="_blank">this guy</a> and my <a href="http://youtu.be/oQi8CglEWMk" target="_blank">lazy lima bean</a> lack of novelizing lately. You might see a post here from time to time throughout July, but otherwise…</p> <p>SEE YOU AUGUST 1st!</p> <p>Hopefully tanner, smarter and with a higher word count. </p> <p>Unreliably yours…xx</p>http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/25948033467http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/25948033467Tue, 26 Jun 2012 16:32:00 -0400Things You Should Knowsummer vacation30 days without social media Minister Sung here, reporting from the secret underground headquarters of the Ministry of...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/25588151746http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/25588151746Thu, 21 Jun 2012 14:35:00 -0400ministry of unreliable gadgetryspy gadgetsJames BondMichael Bloomberg<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vulsHqs31qhnd2lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Things You Should Know, Week 31</p> <p>Having trouble with work-life-novel balance at the mo’. Which, wouldn’t ya know it, seems to happen every time I hit a writing snag. Which came first, the writer’s block or the escape to Sonoma? </p> <p>Have a full writing afternoon stretched out ahead of me. Willing myself to make good use of it.</p>http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/25456385895http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/25456385895Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:05:51 -0400writing insightThings You Should Knowcontents of my brainwriter's blockescape to SonomaChase Scene Update! I&#8217;ve completed the BART almost-getaway and the cat-and-mouse through the...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/25179780910http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/25179780910Fri, 15 Jun 2012 17:04:00 -0400writing insightRyan GoslingStump GameEddie Izzardchase scene You’ve probably seen this Ira Glass quote floating around the social medias. It’s hardly an...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/25107531560http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/25107531560Thu, 14 Jun 2012 15:50:00 -0400Ira Glassrube goldbergshit bunnystages of competencewriting insightvagina power<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/u4mJQNX4OyE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p> Things You Should Know, Week 30 </p><p> Yawn. Super lazy low-fi. Human cupcake. Direct an airport chase scene! </p><p> Which is to say, don’t forget to vote <a href="http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/24490486793/plot-poll-17-get-tess-and-get-me-unstuck" target="_blank"><b>HERE</b></a>. Special props for those who out-think me. (Hint: not so hard to do.) </p>http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/24979634296http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/24979634296Tue, 12 Jun 2012 18:05:00 -0400Things You Should Know This post is brought to you by Jenn Pattee, who, among other things: a) introduced me to the...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/24630359970http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/24630359970Thu, 07 Jun 2012 16:49:00 -0400whalecatJennifer PatteeSan Diego 100 Endurance RaceDudes, SOS! I am STUCK. Instead of voting on what happens NEXT, I&#8217;m gonna share with you what...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/24490486793http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/24490486793Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:49:00 -0400plot pollexcerptTessKeeEtro TwinsSFO<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ATF6jJtOo_E?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Things You Should Know, Week 29</p> <p>New post tomorrow. In the meantime, I’ve recently discovered how Yoko worked her way through college.</p> <p>To those who might judge, quoth Yoko (quoth Ice T): Don’t hate the playah, hate the game.</p>http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/24421835877http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/24421835877Mon, 04 Jun 2012 16:51:00 -0400Things You Should Knoweditorial assistant/cat1. sleeping in a chicken coop 2. reading polygamist fiction 3. amateur chi running, which is code...http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/24210244578http://unreliablenovelist.tumblr.com/post/24210244578Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:59:00 -0400writing insightThe Lonely PolygamistChi RunningTaylor Dayne