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Things You Should Know, Week 18

Hale and Hearty Greetings, my friends!

This week I’m coming to you from Lancaster, PA, home of the Amish! (The Amish totally merit an exclamation point!) It’s like, seriously pastoral here. I’ll be hanging with a longtime client during the workday and novelizing into the wee hours.

Speaking of whoopie pies, I was ecstatic to have a little ditty on The Hairpin last week. If you haven’t seen it already, check it out for a rare glimpse into the gene pool that produced yours truly, and some sage advice for proper usage of the word TITS.

Tomorrow(ish) I’ll post some more stakeout action, per your votes. Speaking of which, have you voted yet? If you’re new here (hi Hairpinners!), here’s the fastest way to figure out WTF is going on:

Get the abridged version via Catch Up on the Plot. 

Cast Your Vote(s)! will pull up every excerpt to date, starting with the most recent poll. So scroll to the end if you want to read in chronological order. 

Thanks y’all! I’ll take pictures of farmland for you. 

Unreliably yours…

Things You Should Know, Week 18

Hale and Hearty Greetings, my friends!

This week I’m coming to you from Lancaster, PA, home of the Amish! (The Amish totally merit an exclamation point!) It’s like, seriously pastoral here. I’ll be hanging with a longtime client during the workday and novelizing into the wee hours.

Speaking of whoopie pies, I was ecstatic to have a little ditty on The Hairpin last week. If you haven’t seen it already, check it out for a rare glimpse into the gene pool that produced yours truly, and some sage advice for proper usage of the word TITS.

Tomorrow(ish) I’ll post some more stakeout action, per your votes. Speaking of which, have you voted yet? If you’re new here (hi Hairpinners!), here’s the fastest way to figure out WTF is going on:

Get the abridged version via Catch Up on the Plot.

Cast Your Vote(s)! will pull up every excerpt to date, starting with the most recent poll. So scroll to the end if you want to read in chronological order.

Thanks y’all! I’ll take pictures of farmland for you.

Unreliably yours…